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1.2 Billion Reasons I Love Watching The Dallas Cowboys Lose

The Dallas Cowboys are in a world of hurt.  I love every minute of it.  I hate the Dallas Cowboys, and watching them embarrass themselves every game this year makes me do a happy dance.

The Dallas Cowboys are now 1-6, and you can basically say their season is over.  Jerry Jones is probably crying himself to sleep every night.  I love it.  I wish I was a fly in his skybox suite right now so that I could really enjoy his tears.

I think Jerry Jones was misquoted earlier this year when he was saying he wanted to play in the Superbowl at their own home field.  I think he meant to say he was excited to be able to watch the Superbowl without the Cowboys from his suite in his new 1.2 billion dollar stadium.  The Dallas Cowboys are currently 0-4 at home. 

Can you think of 1.2 billion reasons why you hate the Dallas Cowboys.
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